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Meet Our Famous Feline Stock Pickers

Pooty

Once a stray kitten roaming the streets, Pooty, was found and cared for by an elite New York family. Showing promise in her early years; her caretakers fostered Pooty’s intellectual curiosity by placing her in the country’s most prestigious cat boarding school. After graduating with honors from Harvard Cat Business School, she started her career as a financial analyst for Feline Kearns, where she traded commodities such as milk and belly rubs.

But, Pooty’s backstory isn’t completely filled with success; she has had her struggles. After the real estate crash of 2008, Pooty checked herself into rehab for catnip addiction, which is where she met Tuxxy. Shortly after recovering, Pooty and Tuxxy went on to create their first brokerage firm: Scratchington McPaw.

In her spare time, Pooty enjoys doing nothing—absolutely nothing.


Tuxxy

No one really knows where Tuxxy actually came from.  Some say her family fled from the former Soviet Union. Some say she’s actually an alien disguised as a cat. What we do know is that Tuxxy is easy-going and a very likable feline. Her resourcefulness and intelligence placed her in a variety of places, including her sponsorship with Catnip Anonymous (despite never being addicted to it herself).

At CA, she mentored Pooty and the two have been inseparable ever since. Despite no real background in business or finance, Scratchington McPaw’s success owes much credit towards Tuxxy and will continue to be one of the best cat brokerage firms in America.

In her time off, Tuxxy enjoys testing the laws of gravity on human possessions.